Okay, okay - maybe not *Russia* - but surely when Putin "rears his head" he'll eventually fly over the Dream Academy - at least if he keeps going east...
My mom can see Canada from her house -- and she's been to Europe, Scandinavia and the Panama Canal -- plus Alaska and Hawaii -- she's more qualified... although she can't field dress a moose, she's never fired a librarian for refusing to get rid of "controversial" books, nor has she charged a rape victim for a rape kit...
I've long thought that the heel of your left shoe was seriously underrated. About time it got its due, I say.
ReplyDeleteYes, but can you see Russia from your house? CAN YOU?
ReplyDeleteOkay, okay - maybe not *Russia* - but surely when Putin "rears his head" he'll eventually fly over the Dream Academy - at least if he keeps going east...
ReplyDeleteWhat happens if Putin decides to fly west?
My mom can see Canada from her house -- and she's been to Europe, Scandinavia and the Panama Canal -- plus Alaska and Hawaii -- she's more qualified... although she can't field dress a moose, she's never fired a librarian for refusing to get rid of "controversial" books, nor has she charged a rape victim for a rape kit...
ReplyDeleteI think the shoe is only qualified if the heel is a spike.
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