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- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by medieval woman as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of medieval woman.
- Medieval woman was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by medieval woman.
- You share your birthday with medieval woman.
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as medieval woman.
- Research indicates that medieval woman will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
- If you blow out all the candles on medieval woman with one breath, your wish will come true.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing medieval woman.
- Medieval woman can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
4 comments:
Do you get tired of watching all those copulating couples?
Ohh! I love love love 1 & 9!
Me too! I was already laughing when I got to no. 9, and then I laughed louder. In fairness, though, I guess YOU don't have to be facing THEM--it's enough that they look at you while they're getting it on, I guess?
Well, 9 is good, but now I know how to carve my pumpkin next year!
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