Monday, October 8, 2007
Devil-Kitty says...The following people are put on notice!
1) Students (Why do you continue to suck? I can excuse one or even two times, but multiple instances of seemingly deliberate suckage? This constitutes a trend that will need to be put down by force).
2) University Poobahs (Why do you schedule so many meetings for every little thing and then insist that I come? I trust you to make your own decisions - no need to involve me in everything!)
3) Furballs (Stop with the hairballs! Every damn afternoon I walk in the door...)
4) Mother Nature (Why is it still so damn hot here? Set your alarm, it's mid-October already...)
5) The Man Driving the Escalade Who Flipped Me Off (Yeah, fuck you too, pal. Bite me)
6) My Hair (I'm not even going to go there....)
On a day like this, there's no other remedy but to flee campus, go home, drink a beer, and listen to Sade...
P.S. I killed a baby mosquito today and then I felt bad. How messed up is that?