Thursday, April 16, 2009

I luv bananas...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Medieval woman!

  1. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by medieval woman as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  2. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of medieval woman.
  3. Medieval woman was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by medieval woman.
  5. You share your birthday with medieval woman.
  6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as medieval woman.
  7. Research indicates that medieval woman will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
  8. If you blow out all the candles on medieval woman with one breath, your wish will come true.
  9. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing medieval woman.
  10. Medieval woman can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
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Belle said...

Do you get tired of watching all those copulating couples?

Phul Devi said...

Ohh! I love love love 1 & 9!

heu mihi said...

Me too! I was already laughing when I got to no. 9, and then I laughed louder. In fairness, though, I guess YOU don't have to be facing THEM--it's enough that they look at you while they're getting it on, I guess?

Susan said...

Well, 9 is good, but now I know how to carve my pumpkin next year!